Vacation for Sugarpop?

Not from what Melanie person told us. Momma says Sugarpop was really busy this weekend. How could that be? I wasn't in her? Mussa been dat Melanie person what wore her out. We was runnin' round in Frontier dis week. He tookded me and momma ebeywhere. Daddy was dar too. We went to Cayucos and walkded around an I barkedded at people's and udder doggies. Dats my job ta bark, eben if momma gets barrassed. Den we went ta Cambria. I never been dar afore so I was sniffin' ebbyfing. I mean, momma hadda pull on my string a couple times to get my tension. I mussa drankeded free bottles a water ober da weekend in Frontier, not to mention what I drankeded in da backyard. We lef so early today dat I tookded a nap an den we went somewhere agin. When is da momma gonna ress? We goes all da time. I hearded dat we was goin' somewheres amarrow also... Dats ok I guess. Dis time, we is takin Sugarpop cuz she's home tonite! 

Momma has been so happy lately. She says it cuz of Jesus and his daddy. Him what made me an you wiff his own hands. He has a birfday amarrow an we is gonna celebrate it wiff him. Momma and daddy is goin' ta breffast at Kyvon's partment an den dey is gonna come an get me and we is goin to da beech. I lub da beech. Sposeded to be warm out. If its like today, dey better pack lotssa waller fer me. I know momma will amember cuz she's good dat way. Dis pitchur is from our lass bisit to da Avila beech.

I lub my momma and daddy. I lub Jesus and his daddy too. His name is God. He is a bery lubbing man. He lubs alla us da same. Dats good dough cuz us doggies lub dat way too. Maybe people's needs ta learn dat. Oooops, momma gabe me dat look! But, I'm rite. We can twain da people's to lub ebeyone da same. I knows we can. Jus be like us doggies and udder aminals. We may not be people smart but we is God smart. Dats da bess kine.... Lub u....