Pilot (Sugarpop) to co-pilot (CC)

PILOT TO CO-PILOT: "As pilot I need to understand a few things. If u is da co-pilot, and I ain't denying one way er the otha, I needs u to lissen up. Co-pilots gotta stay awake. I knows u spends lotssa time barkin' in da bak yard and demandin' attention from ur momma and daddy, but if u is serious, u gotta do ur job ok? I like dat u occasionally sit forward on Momma's lap an den u stare outta da winnows an such an u truly look cute doin' it, really u do, but can u do it more? Sometimes, ur momma isn't all there if you know what I mean..."

CO-PILOT TO PILOT: CC stares at Sugarpop thru da fence. She can't bleve what she just heard. "Momma? Really? Did u jus hear da Sugarpop? Hey u, Sugarpop, don't u talk da trash bout momma... She dos her bess... Sides, I like dat she is lettin' me sits on her lap. Did u know dat she an daddy got me a new blankie? It makes it hard for da CC to stay awake...an I jus lub dem to deff. I will twy more to pay tension better. U  jus keep takin' us places..."

PILOT TO ( oh heck, stick with the story line): "ok, CC, I do dat jus fur u k? I do lub takin' u places an I lub dis blob, erm blog thingie dat ur momma writes." Sugarpop looks over at CC... cofused and a but hurt... "BTW, wat was dat today, takin' me out to da grage sales only to bring me ta home and driben da Frontier?" moisture forms around the headlights and she (yes, now you know) quickly fans them off. "U guys hurt my iddy biddy feelins... I was cwushed." 

CC smiles at da Sugarpop, "I dunno, I was confused too, but we brot bak lotssa stuffs dat don't fit in u, so I spose dat mite could be da reason" CC grins, "Don't cwy mine Sugarpop, we getta go lotssa places tageder almos ebbyday. Frontier dos da work."

At this Frontier perks up a bit. He's been listening (yes, now u know) and looks at the two in conversation. He smiles down at the pair and states, "Sugarpop, this blog is about the misadventures of CC and Sugarpop, not about me. I do the hard work and occasionally, I take momma and daddy places. You get busy and run errands with the rest of the family so, I'm your back up. That's all."

Sugarpop smiles at this news. "Boy, I'm glad u splainded dis to me. I thot dat u guys dint like me no more." she looks up at Frontier and then says, "fankx Frontier, I feel betta now." CC smiles at the cars. "Dats better, I pwomise as da co-pilot ta do a better job if'n u two can get along. It takies da pwessur off'n mine bak an since I is a long puppy, I don't need dat pwessur."

Life goes back to normal for CC and Sugarpop, if having a talking car and doggie can be considered "normal"...